This smelly town is full of nittys with two teeth that suck each otherβs arse the scruffs of the town sit by Eccles Rec bumming eachother until they bleed
An Eccles Cake is a native of the Lancashire town of Eccles.
Eccles Cakes are very closely related to the neighbouring Salfordians but like to maintain their own identity. The Eccles accent is not unlike the Salford and 'North' Manchester accent but retains an ever so slight bit of Lancashire Twang (or yonner speak) though this is expected to die out totally in the near future. Eccles cake pastimes include looking for things to steal (usually in affluent neighbouring areas such as Monton and Worsley as there is nothing worth stealing in Eccles) ,looking for people to do harm to and getting very drunk. Many do spend most of their days going about practising these ancient pastimes.
Eccles cake: "Now den felloh, cud ah cadge a bifta off yoh?"
Person: "Sorry, I only have one left"
Eccles cake: "Wot Ya Nob-ed, giz a cig now ya wool!!"
Person: "Fuck off!!" Eccles Cake: "Sort it!"
2: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage
3: to change by artful or unfair means so as to serve one's own purpose and personal agenda
4: to give a mistaken impression through verbal misrepresentation, typically in order to gain some personal advantage