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What is Chelsea FC?
An English Team based in London.
1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.
Chelsea FC - video
Chelsea FC - what is it?
Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.
Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.
Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
What does "Chelsea FC" mean?
wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.
Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless
Chelsea FC - what does it mean?
Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"
Away section at Chelsea FC
Chelsea FC - meaning
Simply the best team in the world. With homegrown stars like Terry and Lampard, upcoming talent like Sturridge and Bruma, and Seasoned Pros like Didier Drogba, Petr Cech, and Zola, no wonder the Blues are the best thing on the planet. However, teams such as: Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, and Liverpool all suck. They all rely on foreign countries to staff their teams, and put in quite alot of money in the 2009/2010 season in which Chelsea hoisted not one but two trophies above their collective heads. They boast the 2009/2010 Golden Boot Winner and the Golden Glove Winner. No way to doubt the Blues are the best. Ancelotti's eyebrow said so.
With a resounding 6-0 win over some pipsqueak team, Chelsea FC clinched the EPL Title, leaving Manchester United, Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool in their dust.
Chelsea FC - definition
Similar to the football team you support... but better.
Unless you support Chelsea that is...
Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...
Chelsea FC - slang
an English team that is supposedly based in the SW London area.
Da, nyet, Chelski isz za shite teaam vrom Moskva!
Chelsea FC
A t-shirt making company and merchandiser that also is a mid table football club which their fans all bum sheep and are very cocky thinking they are better than everyone.
See that guy there,he supports Chelsea Fc.What a wanker
Chelsea FC
A professional Premier League club positioned in London, the home team color is blue. A successful team. Their fans are some of the most cockiest people on earth.
I respect Chelsea FC but many of their fans are disgusting.
Chelsea FC
An English football team in the Premier League whose primary color is blue. Founded in 1905, Chelsea won their first league title in 1955, and their first Premier League title in 2005. Chelsea is based in West London, specifically Fulham Road which is where their stadium, Stamford Bridge, is located. Chelsea's greatest match in history was on May 19, 2012, when they came from behind to beat Bayern Munich on penalties in Munich, Germany to win the 2012 UEFA Champions League. Their all-time leading goal-scorer is Frank Lampard with 211 goals.
Chelsea fans tend to be very cocky (as all big six Premier League fans are), but are still very loyal. Many people would say their biggest rival is Tottenham Hotspur. Others would say Arsenal. They are the fifth English team to hoist the Champions League trophy and the first from London.
Ico: Why do you guys always wear that shirt?
Aidan: Because We're huge Chelsea FC fans
Parker: Up the Chels