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What is Chelski?
Vladimir Putin's Premiereship team, the Moscow Blues, otherwise known as Chelsea. He owns them through Roman Abramovich, who claims to be the caretaker of this historic club, which is an outright lie because 1) Putin owns it by proxy and 2) Chelsea had no history before Putin bought one for them.
They currently had their assets frozen because their real owner decided that while he owns Chelski, he really wants a team with a real history, so while he's trying to annex Ukraine he's also trying to steal Dynamo Kyiv. When this whole mess is over the FA should send Chelski to Moscow (or maybe St Petersburg) where they belong and they can establish a rivalry with Spartak. That's if they don't get relegated to the Championship (where they really, really belong). Without being able to buy players every year they will eventually be in League One, they haven't developed a player in decades and will not be able to start now.
95% of their supporters have only been fans since the early 2000s and get all their football knowledge from FIFA video games; the other 5% have been deluded into thinking they are other than a crap club that would still be crap if it weren't for big daddy Putin.
Chelski fan: We've been the best team in the Premiereship over the last 20 years.
Gooner: We have 13 league titles and we did it without Russian blood money.
Chelski fan: But have you gotten 95 points in a season?
Gooner: We've done better, have you ever gone through a season undefeated? You know, like you're Invincible?
Chelski fan: 95 points is better.
Gooner: You got 95 points with an insecure little bus parking douchebag at the helm and Russian blood money, we were Invincible with a class act as manager and playing by the rules...now go back to League One were you belong!!!
Chelski - video
Chelski - what is it?
Name for British football club Chelsea after their purchase by Roman Abramovich, a Russian billionaire with questionable connections, who decided if you can't beat 'em, outspend 'em. This has led to two League titles and considerable trash-talking from their supporters, making Chelsea Britain's answer to American baseball's Boston Red Sox.
What would Chelski be without Russkie mob money?
The kind of stink they used to be, instead of the one they are now.
What does "Chelski" mean?
The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy) All they're fans are nothing but glory hunting bastards like the wop or pissbag(Edward Ginn).
Chelski are FUCKIN SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!I hope they burn in hell along with all they're bastard "fans"!
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Chelski - what does it mean?
The nickname given to Chelsea Football Club since Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich became owner.
Manager Claudio Ranieri had no idea what to do with all the money thrown at him, but since he was sacked and Jose Mourinho became manager they have become Premiership champions in his first season there.
Choice quotes from Urban Dictionary:
The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy)
formally known as Chelsea, now owned by some fucked up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership
Chelski - meaning
A Russian sport club founded in 2003 by the founder Roman Abramovich who is also a Russian mafia boss. It has no history whatsoever and achieved nothing before that. It's the most shameful Russian football club (though based in London): the fans are shameful, the founder is shameful, and most of the managers are shameful. Fans have no loyalty and most of them are foreign kids who first knew the team from FIFA games. They treat their managers who brought them trophies like trash. No one in their right mind wants to work at this shameful club, they just go there to grab some cash and get some result on their CV and then leave, like Rafa. The team is expect to disappear and relegated to league 2 after Roman got bore with spending money on football.
chelski fan1: Hey mate, who is starting tonight?
chelski fan2: It's that pacy bloke... I couldn't pronounce his name right.
chelski fan1: Yeah, Robinsicski something .... glad we got him from last transfer window.
chelski fan2: What're u talking lad? Robinsicski went to City.
chelski fan1: Ah..sorry mate I got confused. I mean I got him transferred in FIFA 16.
Chelski - definition
Chelski, also known as Chelsea. A London based football club which is owned by a Russian billionaire named: Roman Abramovich.
With out their comrad Roman Abramovich, Chelsea would still be a nobody, not that they are a somebody, they are just famous for buying players who like to dive and cheat in matches.
Chelski are a very poor team, always have been and always will be.
Chelski have the ball and Drogba is cleanly tackled by Ashley Cole for Arsenal to win possession of the ball...the ball is kicked out of play for yet 'another' Drogba related incident...diving little pillow biter.
Chelski - slang
Shitty Premiership club from London,owned by a russian mafia boss - Roman Abramovich - which aplauds every their goal like a fuckin´ faggot and pounds Mourinho´s ass after the matches.Chelski has no history whatsoever.Plays every year with a different squad.The club´s manager is a CHEATING and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens UEFA referees.
-How many games haven't Chelski beaten Arsenal in Premiership?
-17.
Chelski
A Business who claim to play football. Chelski claim to be based in London.
Moscow's richest football club.
"Did you go and watch Chelski on sunday Tom?"
"Nah, there weren't any coaches to Russia"
Chelski
What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.
Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.
Chelski
An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate
If we don't win the title we will steal it.