Definder - what does the word mean?

What is clinched?

The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.

I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.

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Clinched - what is it?

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

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What does "clinched" mean?

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

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Clinched - what does it mean?

To gain something out of greatness

Edwardo-Man we've been bustin our asses off in this badmitten game lets just call it quits

Shaniqua-Man forget that ima clinche this game you watch.

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Clinched - meaning

The act of cumming on your sexual partners nose.

"And then that bastard gave me a clinch!"
"Hey babe, you wanna clinch job?"

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Clinched - definition

Clinch:
1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.
2. Rubbing penis on your face.

Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.

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Clinched - slang

A partially smoked cigarette, snubbed out or pinched off carefully with the intention of smoking the rest later.

I was broke, out of smokes and feining for a cigarette. Luckily I remembered that I'd stashed a clinch behind my Dad's toolbox in the garage.

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Clinched

If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.

Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it.

Clinch that bitch. Park man I'm sobering up.

Clinch it you know the rules, puff puff pass.

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Clinched

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

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Clinched

when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes

-wana smoke another one?
-nah, I'm already clinched.

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