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What is Sad panda?
an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.
Sad panda - video
Sad panda - what is it?
A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”
Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::
What does "Sad panda" mean?
A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.
Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
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Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
Sad panda - what does it mean?
When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.
She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped
Sad panda - meaning
During my vacation in China, I saw many sad pandas when all the rice was gone.
Sad panda - definition
Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.
Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
Sad panda - slang
The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.
Sister: "My dog just got hit by a car..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."
Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."
Sad panda
A sexual position involving fellatio, makeup and crying.
When she's choking on your cock and the mascara is running down her cheeks... that makes her a sad panda.
Sad panda
An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.
For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.
I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.
Sad panda
In the context of the doujinshi community, a subset of the anime & manga community, Sad Panda refers to a certain hidden section of the site e-hentai.org. E-hentai provides a variety of services, most importantly is its gallery, holding gigantic collections of Japanese doujinshi, Western fanfic, image collections, etc. While e-hentai hosts a public gallery where everyone can view content, it also has a parallel gallery that is exclusive to registered members. This parallel gallery is dubbed Sad Panda, because if one tries to access the site without proper credentials, the image of a sad panda is displayed. The reason people use such indirect reference to the site is because (in case word hentai haven't spelt it out) most content on the site is NSFW and many FB groups or public forums ban links to NSFW sites. People can share NSFW links by giving the gallery ID and mentioning the source is sad panda, although the latter is often omitted because the gallery ID's format is easy to spot.
Check out this doujinshi from sad panda g/924396/79fb3239de/
Source: g/921623/b574d1fc0b/