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What is sexual harassment?
When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.
Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.
Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.
Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?
Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.
Bob - D'oh!
sexual harassment - video
Sexual harassment - what is it?
The biggest scam perpetrated on America since Scientology.
GodlyMan:"What a nice girly dress you have."
Atheist4Life:"Don't talk to me like that or I'll sue you for sexual harassment!"
What does "sexual harassment" mean?
sexual harassment is what teachers do to their students in class when they force students to accept homosexuality like it's normal. Teaching this crap meets the definition of harassment because it is offensive and uncomfortable to even listen to. It's wrong.
It is "sexual harassment" to force our school children to accept homosexuality. This is none of the school fucking business to teach in that area
Sexual harassment - what does it mean?
saying or doing something that pissess off the office lesbian.
Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."
Sexual harassment - meaning
When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
I just got my balls tickled, it was sexual harassment.
Sexual harassment - definition
n.
1. When you are trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Sexual harassment is a serious workplace problem.
Sexual harassment - slang
Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.
Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!
Sexual harassment
This includes but is not limited to:
Repeatedly asking sombody to date you when they said no,
Asking sombody about their sexual oriantation,
Rape,
Touching sombodys privates,
sexual comments,
Showing your private parts sombody when they do not want to see them,
and using somones position to get sexual favors form them.
There Are more I think, but I cannot rememer them.
Sexual harassment
1. Persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
1. Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
Sexual harassment
In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."