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What is co-worker?
The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day
Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!
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Co-worker - what is it?
thattttt one person that ruins your life by stealing your wife
That one co worker, CKRajaKA THE TING GOES PA PAKAKAKA BOOM
What does "co-worker" mean?
A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
Co-worker - what does it mean?
When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away
Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas
Co-worker - meaning
This is similar to friends with benefits with a spin on it. It refers to the people who work together and hook up. They aren't in a serious relationship with each other, they only use each other for sex. And if they are married, not to each other, even better.
In the movie, Secretary, the character played by James Spader and the character played by Maggie Gyllenhall were co-workers with benefits.
Co-worker - definition
Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence
As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile
Co-worker - slang
A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.
Co-worker
1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!
Co-worker
Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.
"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.
Co-worker
Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".
DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!
WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?
DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...
WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..
DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...
WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle