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What is Porcelain Goddess?
The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."
Porcelain Goddess - video
Porcelain Goddess - what is it?
The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
What does "Porcelain Goddess" mean?
Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.
1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!
Porcelain Goddess - what does it mean?
A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
Porcelain Goddess - meaning
v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.
Porcelain Goddess - definition
Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
Porcelain Goddess - slang
A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!
Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
Porcelain Goddess
(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.
Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.