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What is Poot?
An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.
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Poot - what is it?
An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.
Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-
What does "Poot" mean?
A word used to describe a person that is skilled at picking things up with their foot.
"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"
"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"
Poot - what does it mean?
Demi Lovatos twin sister who was kept in the basement
"Go feed poot" said mom "No She must not eat" said Demi
Poot - meaning
A person with massive, huge, enormous, gigantic, gaint, colossal, mammoth, tremendous, monumental, monstrous, gargantuan, substantial, astronomical, ginormous and humongous feet.
Those are some poot sized feet.
Poot - definition
noun (colloquial)
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
noun:
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
Poot - slang
A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound.
Girl: *poot*
Boy: Did you just poot?
Girl: ya
Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho..
Poot
a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.
My butt went poot!
Poot
Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.
"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"
Poot
Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)
Excuse me, I just pooted.