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What is Pooned?

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.

Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!

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Pooned - what is it?

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

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What does "Pooned" mean?

Extreemly boned. Sort of the pwned of boned.

Oh my shit, you pooned her!

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Pooned - what does it mean?

A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person

Most people just say "pooned"

Damn man you just got POONED

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Pooned - meaning

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

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Pooned - definition

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

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Pooned - slang

To have sex with someone

"I pooned him last night"

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Pooned

To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped

She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.

He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned

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Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

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Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly

I got pooned by him in that race

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