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What is Counterstrike?
Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.
Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.
Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?
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Counterstrike - video
Counterstrike - what is it?
A strange and frightening ritual performed by 12-16 year old n00bs online and at LANs that, in many cases, dates back further than the n00bs taking part in it.
In this strange ritual the 12-16 year old n00bs play a primitive form of computer game called 'counterstrike' they break in to two teams named the 'terrorists' and the 'counter terrorists' and attempt to achieve the objective while the other team tries top stop them.
To add to the mystery of this primitive ritual all players in the game spout some form of intangible language that cannot be understood by an outside observer. It is not uncommon to hear such phrases as "i pwnzed j00" "j00 sux0r j00 fkn n00b" "j00 fkn ch34t ill pwnx0r j00r base j00 fkn n00b" and "1 r t3h 1337357!111!!!!11!!1".
When not in the act of playing counterstrike these n00bs hang out in IRC channels where they practice their ancient language and flame anyone who enters from a rival team or clan. If you were to ever join one of these channels you would almost instantly have your sexuality challenged, as this is the biggest insult in the '1337' language.
terrorist: h34d5h0t!1!!!1 j00 R pwnd n00b D13!!!!!1!!
counter terrorist: j00 a1m bot u51ng ch437 n00b, 1 ownx0r j00 b0x0r 1 fkn k1ll j00 n00b
terrorist: 5|-|u7 |_| j00 f4g j00 g0t pwnd!!!
counter terrorist: Ya Mum
What does "Counterstrike" mean?
One of the most addicting FREE ONLINE multiplayer game. Public servers ruined by hackers.
That Fag Muffin Hacker Just Glock Headshot Me Through The Wall!!!
Counterstrike - what does it mean?
Counter-Strike is a popular online multiplayer game for the PC and XBOX. It was made during 1999, shortly after half-life. it uses the half-life engine, but it has been upgraded multiple times. down to the core, it still uses the half-life engine, just...sort of upgraded. it pits two teams against each other, Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists. There are different types of maps as well. The guns in the game (which you have to buy using the money you gain for killing enemies, bombing targets, rescuing hostages, winning rounds, etc) are true to life, except, when the game was made, it was made with a left handed gun view, so the right handed is actually reverse from how the gun looks in real life. the different types of maps are: es, de, as, cs, fy, surf, he. es is escape, in which terrorists have to escape, and where CTs have to kill al Ts. de is bomb, in which terrorists have to plant a bomb, and CTs defuse, as is assasination, where Cts have to protect a VIP, and Ts have to kill him, CS is hostage rescue, fy is frag yard, where you have to basically just kill everyone, surf is just...well...surfing. and he is a "grenade map". Note: most defintions here are of people who have never played CS or only played it for a short time and sucked, but in truth is a very fun game.
You, go defuse, ill take the T coming up stairs! yes, we win! that was a good round of counterstrike there...
Counterstrike - meaning
The most popular online first person shooter ever, it's a mod based on the engine of half life, and has been around quite some time now, about 6 years, the gameplay is simple in plain view, there are 2 teams that have to kill each other or complete the objectives of a map to win the round. Unlike other fps like popular fps like quake or unreal tournament, the players doesn't get respwaned after he dies, but he waits for the round to finish, and then gets respawned in the buy zone of each map. the first 30 sec are crucial, when each team tryies to get the best position on the map, tactics beeing a very important part of the game. Nowadays, people neglect counterstrike due to it's out of date graphics engine. Since source came out it made some sturr, but not as big as when it first hit the online gaming community. it's a very dificult game to master, takes years to do that. to newbies it's just boring :)
I pwned the hole team on counterstrike !
Counterstrike - definition
A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.
Related terms: Gamer
Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.
Counterstrike - slang
A mixed shot containing 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Tequila.
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking
Man... that last round of Counterstrikes really fucked me up. I'm gone.
Counterstrike
Counterstrike is the first add-on pack for Command & Conquer: Red Alert. It adds new units to Red Alert such as Wonderdogs and Super Jets, as well as giving players new missions and unlocking the secret of the Ant Missions hinted at in the original Red Alert manual.
No, not Counter-Strike, the wildly-popular Half-Life modification. Counterstrike. For Red Alert.
Counterstrike
A game played by nerdy people I see in cybercafes all day. They often wear thick glasses and have faces covered with pimples, due to spending too much time on the computer and sitting in the front of the computer for too long. These type of people have no lives and need serious professional help if they can't overcome their addictions as most nerds are addicted to this game. They often talk only about this gay game and nothing more examples of their conversations include how they "owned" people, which is a nerd language commonly used by nerds and fags to make themselves feel special and cool. Everytime I hear these nerds talking about "owning" or "shooting" or how "ownage" they are I just wanna punch em in the face and break their nerdish glasses. And if I ever do break their glasses, it's for their own good anyways.
couterstrike is a game commonly played by nerds in cybercafes. It's about guns and shooting people and that's about it. It's gay and making these nerds think that they are actually cool talkin 'bout guns and shit.
Counterstrike
Verb. The process of stuffing ones balls into the recipients asshole, followed by the rapid removal of the balls causing the recipient to shit themselves.
She wasn't expecting a counterstrike!