Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Plonker?

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

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Plonker - video


Plonker - what is it?

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

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What does "Plonker" mean?

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

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Plonker - what does it mean?

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

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Plonker - meaning

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded

Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER

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Plonker - definition

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

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Plonker - slang

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

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Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

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Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

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Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

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