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What is PLONKER?

Almost any penis, but not a very small one.
A foolish person.
A big wet kiss.
Almost anything that is remarkably big.

Almost certainly most derive from plonker as size, but this in turn possibly from "to plonk", to place with little or no accuracy possibly because it was big and heavy. See also plonka.

"Put your plonker away, Eric."
"Oh Bob, you're such a plonker."
"When I said she looked nice, she gave me a plonker straight on the lips."
"It was the biggest turkey we'd ever had. A real plonker."
"She plonked the meal down in front of me. 'Get stuck in,' she cried."

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PLONKER - what is it?

a poo that is so heavy that makes a massive splash with the toilet water that hits your arse and makes you feel wet.

aw man i just took a massive plonker!

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What does "PLONKER" mean?

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

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PLONKER - what does it mean?

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

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PLONKER - meaning

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

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PLONKER - definition

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

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PLONKER - slang

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

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PLONKER

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

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PLONKER

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

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PLONKER

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

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