Definder - what does the word mean?

What is You absolute?

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

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You absolute - video


You absolute - what is it?

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

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What does "You absolute" mean?

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

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You absolute - what does it mean?

A complete agreement.

“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”

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You absolute - meaning

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

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You absolute - definition

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

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You absolute - slang

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

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You absolute

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

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You absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.

Jim you absolute coat hanger

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