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What is Johnathan?

Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal

Da aaaaaamn imma become a Johnathan one day wit these thirties

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Johnathan - meme gif

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Johnathan - video


Johnathan - what is it?

One of the best guys you will ever meet, never let go of him. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate * will always make you smile some how. He is an amazing lover & has the most beautiful eyes ever, usually blue other times green. He is a natural leader & an all around wonderful person! He is also hot and you can never get enough of him.

I really like Johnathan, he's awesome.

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What does "Johnathan" mean?

Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.

bruh why ur dumb Johnathan fnmv

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Johnathan - what does it mean?

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

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Johnathan - meaning

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.

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Johnathan - definition

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

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Johnathan - slang

Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love.

They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.

michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"

Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."

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Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

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Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

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Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

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