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What is Pez Dispenser?
JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER
HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.
Pez Dispenser - video
Pez Dispenser - what is it?
similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.
Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?
What does "Pez Dispenser" mean?
When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"
Pez Dispenser - what does it mean?
To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"
Pez Dispenser - meaning
The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
Pez Dispenser - definition
For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm
Pez Dispenser - slang
This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.
Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.
Pez Dispenser
When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"
"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."
Pez Dispenser
While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
I banged my drunk bitch in the bathroom and gave her the Pez Dispenser that shit.
Pez Dispenser
An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.
I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!