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What is Patterson?
A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.
guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?
guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.
guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.
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Patterson - video
Patterson - what is it?
Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.
Should we invite Rupes?....Forget it, i've had enough of that fuckin patterson.
What does "Patterson" mean?
A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.
People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.
Patterson - what does it mean?
noun
A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.
Patterson, take out that tank!
Patterson - meaning
1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.
2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"
3. verb -to sweat perfusily
Stop getting so Patterson on me!
She's such a Patterson.
Yo, you're pretty Patterson right now.
Patterson - definition
Cultural music of pabors. Also known as Jack Fields favorite musician. Go check him out on Spotify!!
Shiiit this song slaps!!
Ikr! It’s by none other than Patterson
Patterson - slang
To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.
Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.
Patterson
A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe ginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"
Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.
Patterson
A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.
Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.
Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!
Patterson
The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.
Lets play Patterson