A person without plans on notable day like Christmas or New Years Eve; also someone without tickets to the big festival all their friends are going to.
Since all my family is back east, i am gonna be an orphan this Thanksgiving, just gonna be me and my dog and some rotisserie chicken.
That's so sad, i know some friends throwing an orphan thanksgiving party for all the other people with no family around.
Gonna be feeling the FOMO hard this weekend as a burning man orphan.
Just got an invite to a Coachella orphan event, looks like we wont be the only 2 people left in town trying to party after all.
Orphan: Oh no! I don't have enough money from the bank I robbed yesterday
Policeman: So you were the kid that robbed the bank
*In mind, I should help this poor poor orphan
*Lends the poor orphan 1 cent
Policeman: Here you go, now go and live a good life
*Orphan quickly go to buy parents
* Becomes Technoblade
Technoblade: Policeman, you are a good man. I will thank you for lending me money by killing all the orphans so you don't have to lend out money anymore.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Joseph Marino, and this is Disney Channel *draws penis on screen
Fellows, what you've just witnessed is the tale of the blood god, Tech. He is famous for haunting orphans. He kills like a pig, with no blades. just paws. That's all for tonight, I am Millie Mobby Mrown, and thank you for watching, Ben 10. Sex! (sex is a way of saying goodbye in the gigachad culture)
*Everyone then cutely gets killed by the BLOOD GOD, tech, with NO BLADES. <3