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What is Oil change?
the act of getting screwed in the ass.
"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."
Oil change - video
Oil change - what is it?
When you anoint someones head with motor oil.
1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.
What does "Oil change" mean?
an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:
Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
Oil change - what does it mean?
First you get on one of the carts you use to go under a car. You roll under your girl when shes on her period, heavy flow. You take out the old tampon and if blood gets on you thats ok your doing your job right. Clean her up, put in a new tampon, roll out from under her and give her a thumbs up.
Aaron gave his girl a great oil change last weekend.
Oil change - meaning
To have sex after a long period of absentience.
Ashanti finally had his oil change after 2 months of being single.
Oil change - definition
The attempt of chugging a beer while pissing and finishing the beer before you finish pissing.
"Bro, I finally finished my first oil change!"
Oil change - slang
A way for an athlete to pass a drug test by inserting a tube up his urethra(penis hole), then inject clean urine in through the tube.
"We need a urine sample from you, Mr. schwarzenegger.
Arnold mutters -" I'll need an oil change"
Oil change
When an athlete who does drugs has a drug test, and they go to the doctors so they can get there urine switched with clean urine through a giant tube inserted through your penis hole.
Sorry I was late Jake, I had to get my oil changed before Coach gives us another drug test.
Oil change
If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.
The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.
Oil change
When you give a girl a enema and put a butt plug in her ass. You then lay under her and pull out the butt plug like you would a sump plug on a car and let the goodness flow out
"i gave that bitch an oil change last night"
"How did you do that"
"I gave her an enema and shoved a butt plug in her ass then I pulled it out and watched the oil flow out" ass enema butt plug anal water sports