What is first?

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

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first - meme gif

first - video

First - what is it?

The one-est thing in a numeric list

I was first to comment!

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What does "first" mean?

A word uttered in a pickup basketball game when there is a held ball in order to win possession for ones team. You must be the first player to call first and you cannot be one of the players in possession of the ball.

Little Foot was a non-factor in the game except for that time he called first.

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First - what does it mean?

a word used to describe the person you first have sexual intercourse with.

Ashley: "Wasn't Bobby your first?"
Claire: "Yes, I love him & am glad I waited to lose my virginity to him."

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First - meaning

What people type when they are rushing to submit the first comment on YouTube.

"some other people had the same idea also, you were actually 28th but you typed first!" - Rhett and Link

first Edit, also great video!

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First - definition

not second

he was there first

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First - slang

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST

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First

One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments

Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay!
Me: nobody cares...

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First

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."

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First

What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc

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