Definder - what does the word mean?

What is oil?

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US: our oil now.

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Oil - what is it?

o i love (u)

Oil

I needn't say more

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What does "oil" mean?

A thing that the us hunts for and can be used for a lot of things for exaple removing some wierd sounds from a hinge or wheel rotating.
It can also be used to make the skin smooth and shiny.
There exsists multiple types of oil for exaple coconut oil or food oil.
Some countries mine for oil and get rich of it one country that got rich of it is United Arab Emirites in the middle east where oil is most common.
oil is going up in prices as it is NOT a renwable recource.
the usa is famous for trying to get more oil, it has gotten to the point where its a "meme" on tik tok that if you find oil you need to put a spicific sound that is a old song from the usa and have the caption (or simular to) "I found oil. how long will it take for the us to find me?".

You: i found oil
US(america): A10 warthog gun burst sound BOI GIMME THAT SHI- NOW!

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Oil - what does it mean?

what the us invades you for

3rd world country: i got oil

USA: *invasion*

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Oil - meaning

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

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Oil - definition

A versatile substance that is composed of thousands of compounds, including polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs. Can be purchased with money or the murdered souls of +3000 American lives and/or 500,000 Iraqi children.

Dick Cheney pours oil on his breakfast cereal instead of milk.

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Oil - slang

Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war!

By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year!

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Oil

A expression used in Moldova to describe something that feels good.

Alex: can you crack my back?
Seva: *cracks Alex back*
Alex: It's oil, thanks

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Oil

Also used as another name for drank or syrup(a codine/promithezene mixture in liquid form, originating in H-town). This is because of the thickness of the drank and the thickness of oil, hence they are used in comparison.

1.Say, you got any dat good oil?

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Oil

A hydrocarbon-based, flammable, highly-polluting liquid formed as a result of millions of years of decaying sediment composed of dead microscopic animals. This fossil fuel is the lifeblood of our Industrial civilization, and for as long as it can be cheaply extracted, we are hopelessly dependent upon it for transportation, agriculture, electricity, fashion, chemicals, fertilizers, cosmetics, plastics, medical, and technological needs.

Unfortunately for us, the geologists, analysts, mathematicians, and former oil-company employees have all repeatedly come up with proof that our oil supply will be almost gone by the end of the 21st century, and that oil production will peak within a few years from now, if it hasn't already sone so.
After it peaks the oil will then become more expensive to extract than to use. And immediately after that, prices will soar, businesses will shut down, people will panic like animals, economies will collapse, wars will break out, blood will soak the ground, and billions of people will die horrible deaths as our species shrinks back to the population of the 1700s, or even that of Medieval times.

All because of that cursed, smelly brown muck that was once found oozing from the round.

Our religious belief that our oil supply is infinite will be the death of billions of us when Nature eventually forces us to see how wrong we are. Too bad we STILL haven't advanced our alternative fuel sources to prepare for that inevitable day when the last drop of cheap oil can be extracted.

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