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What is Nicaraguan?
Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.
Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"
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Nicaraguan - what is it?
The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.
"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."
What does "Nicaraguan" mean?
A bowel movement corresponding to a large, spicy meal.
While in the throes of labor, one has time to contemplate that Lazy Nicaraguan who owes one money.
I pinched a Lazy Nicaraguan this morning, and nearly ripped my fingernails off on the walls of the bathroom.
Nicaraguan - what does it mean?
When a girl defecates on a guys penis during anal.
Friend 1: bro what happened with you and Amy?
Friend 2: dude she gave me Nicaraguan Deathspike, I left her that night!!!!
Nicaraguan - meaning
A slit across the neck, below the chin, supposedly from ear to ear, similar to the "Cuban Necktie", except the tongue in this case is substituted with the the victim's dismembered penis, pulled down through the hole in the throat, thereby resembling a necktie.
That asshole pulled his cock out in front of my woman again, so I had to give him a nicaraguan necktie.
Nicaraguan - definition
The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
That was one hot nicaraguan boomerang on PH, The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
Nicaraguan - slang
A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.
Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.
Nicaraguan
1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.
A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.
Nicaraguan
- noun
A certain uncastrated male of Nicaraguan descent, possessing all of the following criteria:
1. having a sophisticated charm; "a debonair gentleman"
2. smoothly agreeable & courteous, with a degree of sophistication
3. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality
4. excitingly appealing; glamorous
5. arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest
6. highly appealing or interesting; attractive
7. a handsome man, with a well-developed physique
8. a well-built, sexually attractive man
Martin is the one & only Nicaraguan Stallion.
Nicaraguan
the most awesome group of people you will ever meet and contrary to what most people think we DONT speak french.
people who love plantains and hate when others call corn maze. some of the nicest hispanics you will ever meet. AND WE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDERS LIKE THE MEXICANS!
guy 1: did you see that nice man?
guy 2: yeah what about him?
guy 1: he was nicaraguan
guy 2: no way!!!! hes really nice!!!!