Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hearing aids?

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.

I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.

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hearing aids - video


Hearing aids - what is it?

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

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What does "hearing aids" mean?

What deaf people use to hear better. Can be used as a sex toy by people such as Jake.

"I guess I just have a thing for girls with hearing aids." -Jake

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Hearing aids - what does it mean?

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

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Hearing aids - meaning

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

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Hearing aids - definition

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

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Hearing aids - slang

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

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Hearing aids

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.

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Hearing aids

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

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Hearing aids

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.

Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."

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