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What is Obamacare?
1. n. A term invented by impoverished, dumb-ass neocons to apply negative connotation to the bi-partisan, congressional health care plan.
2. n. A term created to align this struggling bill--being impeded by billion-dollar insurance industries and represented by "the people" organized by Fox News in a "grassroots" movement--with President Barack Obama.
3. n. A term used by dumb shits who watch Glenn Beck and oppose government-run healthcare and are more likely to follow a 7th-Day Adventist ideology over SOCIALISM!!!!!!1!1!1 Hurrr Durrrr
Glenn: I don't want nunna that OBAMACARE! Keep the government away from my doctors and away from my guns!
Dale: But Glenn, the government's not taking your guns, and most doctors approve of the Congressional Health Care Reform plan.
Glenn: What are you, a retard!? Obama wants death panels and socialism!
Dale: Glenn, you idiot, do you even know what socialism is?
Glenn: No. I might be able to figure it out, but my head hurts like hell.
Dale: You should go to the doctor, you've had migraines for quite a while.
Glenn: I would, but I don't have any money cuz Barack Hussein ruined the economy, and I lost my job to some Mex-eee-cans!
Dale: Wasn't that George W. Bush who ruined the eco--ah never mind.
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Obamacare - what is it?
The Affordable Care Act limits insurance premiums and mandates personal coverage. It's basically identical to RomneyCare, enacted by Mitt Romney in 2006.
The mandate was originally proposed in the 1990s by Newt Gingrich and the Heritage Foundation, as a free market response against Hillary Clinton's plan.
ObamaCare is RomneyCare.
ProTip: If it's based on for-profit insurance companies, it's not "socialized medicine".
What does "Obamacare" mean?
Obama’s full name. The mystery has been solved.
Person 1: What’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: Care, it’s for ObamaCare. no shit.
Everyone else: And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Person 2!
Obamacare - what does it mean?
The care that mr Obama made for us people to survive from the Koreans
Obamacare is good like the hood
Obamacare - meaning
The opposite of a McNugget, q.v.
“Interestingly, the polls show that most Americans don’t like Obamacare but they love what’s in it when it all gets broken down,” said Jimmy Kimmel, who hosts the ABC-TV program Jimmy Kimmel Live. “It’s like the opposite of a McNugget."