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What is Morning Wood?You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good. Bobby was at a friendβs house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby. Morning Wood - videoMorning Wood - what is it?Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation. It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood. What does "Morning Wood" mean?When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed. Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner Morning Wood - what does it mean?When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning. Jose:Why did you not wake up Morning Wood - meaningmorning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up. Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal? Morning Wood - definitionSomething you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours. Morning wood Morning Wood - slangWhen you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection. Morning Wood! Morning WoodThe erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you." Person: "Well, you're awake early." Morning WoodWhen you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood... Morning WoodMorning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood. Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night! |
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