What is woody?

having an erection resembling a fucken bat... un less u have like 2 fucken inches.

Johnny has a fucken woody.. groosss!!!

woody - meme gif

a name given to mostly males who rise in the morning.

jake: "dude, i had to wear jeans instead of gym shorts this morning because i was so tall"
max: "damn, woody!"

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

The King of all Hobos...a.k.a. Woody the weak , Woody the worthless , Woody the waste of Wood

That Woody's a fuckin' hobo !!

the term a father uses to explain the sensation a male might recieve when he thinks lustful thoughts

"when your around a girl you might get a woody" *vomits*!! DAD! sick!!

a character off of toy story.
hez tha cowboy

Hey Woody!! wut u doin up there

a carved wooden penis that men from the 17th century put down their pants to appear well endowed.

Do you have a woody or are you just glad to see me?

a badass nickname. i.e Hard Wood, Woodstock, Mr. Wood, Woodson, woodrow

Dude! I heard that kid woody is here!

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie