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What is Morning Glory?
When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
Morning Glory - video
Morning Glory - what is it?
To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.
"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."
What does "Morning Glory" mean?
Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
Morning Glory - what does it mean?
n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.
He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.
Morning Glory - meaning
Awakening in the morning after a very good dream, which results in sexual feelings. Also a song by Oasis, a British Indie band, which is about drugs and why people addicted need to "Wake Up" and realise that there is more to life.
Furthermore, "(Whats The Story) Morning Glory" is also an album by Oasis, released in Febuary of the year 2000. It is hailed by many as the greatest of its generation, with some amazing hits such as Roll With It, Champagne Supernova, Dont Look Back In Anger, and of course, possibly their most famous song of all timw, Wonderwall.
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razorblade (Usually associated with sniffing cocaine)
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Need a little time to wake up, Need a little time to wake up wake up, Need a little time to rest your mind? You know you should so I guess you might as well (Need to get real and realise that drugs arent everything, last line signifies that the person on drugs knows its wrong, and knows they should be off them, so why dont they just do it?)
Well.....Whats the story Morning Glory? (Signifies that drugs are an illusion to make you feel good)
Morning Glory - definition
Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Morning Glory - slang
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
Morning Glory
A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.
MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.
Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101
Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.
Morning Glory
Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
Morning Glory
Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?