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What is Monkey?

An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.

The monkey at the zoo did the same thing Ryan did.

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Monkey - video


Monkey - what is it?

Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

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What does "Monkey" mean?

racist word for a black person

There are way to many monkeys int he ghetto!!!

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Monkey - what does it mean?

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
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a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

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Monkey - meaning

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

Stop monkeying around with that!

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Monkey - definition

Verb--to roast/burn a complete and total idiot when you can't think of anything else dumb enough for them to understand. Go back in their evolution, if they ever evolved in the first place!! XD

"OMG ur soooo stupid! You monkey!! No wonder you're not evolved enough to know what 1+1 is."

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Monkey - slang

Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.

Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!

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Monkey

A womens vagina (better known as pussy)

Let me ram my dick in your monkey.

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Monkey

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

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Monkey

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

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