Definder - what does the word mean?

What is primate?

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

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Primate - what is it?

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

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What does "primate" mean?

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus

Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

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Primate - what does it mean?

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

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Primate - meaning

An idiot who can't think properly, thus having evolved their ass out of the human genome. Also known as a "Troll".

You damn primate.

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Primate - definition

Ruffian Black Person

Yo, the nigga ain't nothin' but a primate.

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Primate - slang

A male that plays games with females hearts and minds. A grimy player. Dirty ass male with no remorse.

This goofy primate just tried to play me but I wasn't goin.

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Primate

term that describes a savage action, movement, person, or group

The man went full primate and attacked the child's over-protective father.

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Primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.

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Primate

Any of the order Primates, which includes the monkeys, apes, and humans.

Also, an unfortunate bit of slang referring to humans of mainly African ancestry.

The Bonobo chimp is a primate.

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