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What is Middleburg?
Middleburg, VA is one of the oldest towns in America, located in Northern Virginia, about 45 miles west of Washington, D.C. It is the orange county of the east coast. Middleburg residents are the richest and most beautiful people you will ever meet. They also happen to be the smartest - a large percentage having gone to an Ivy league college. It's rolling hills are home to many lavish horse farms that have horses that probably cost more than your two cars combined. Not that they stay here during the winter - of course they all go down to Palm beach to show at WEF. Middleburg is also widely known for its top notch schools, such as Foxcroft Boarding School for Girls right outside of the town.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Valley bitch: I hate Middleburg, VA and foxcroft girls.
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
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Middleburg - what is it?
Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
“Yo, I heard there was a bat infestation at Middleburg Highschool!”
What does "Middleburg" mean?
a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.
The sluttiest girl in Middleburg, Florida is considered the Middleburg Mattress.
Middleburg - what does it mean?
This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.
A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.
This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.
Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.
Middleburg - meaning
A school full of yeehaw ass bitches and racist trump loving people. The black male students are all wanna be thugs and the white students use the n-word like it’s water. The teachers are lame asf and dress code over dumb shit and the guys are low key gay asf. Inside of the school is very nice besides the bat infestation that happened a few months ago. Welcome to Middleburg brothers and sisters since all of y’all like to fuckur family members. 💀
I heard a girl at Middleburg Highschool had chlamydia .
Middleburg - definition
A southern suburb of Washington, DC that is located in the rolling hills of northern Virginia. This community of "trust fund babies" and selfish, shallow "richers" will not allow economic growth or an actual working "blue collar" sect of people into it's town. Populated by rich coke heads that have old English style names such as "Chadwick Dunston Elffson Watley III", Middleburg is known for it's anti-gun, anti-religion, pro-abortion liberalism as well as it's talent to look down upon actual working people, because of all the "Old Money" floating around. "Fox Hunting", "Steeple Chase" as well as other wealthy English sports are the main attraction in this shallow place to live. If you don't have money, and your ancestors weren't Protestants from the Mayflower, don't bother going near this town. They'll chase you out with their Land-Rovers, Mercedes, and Cadillac Escalades.
If you're poor, don't bother visiting Middleburg, Virginia.
Middleburg - slang
Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her
YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.
Middleburg
Possibly the coolest suburb of Cleveland, OH
>Woah! You're from Middleburg Heights? You have to be awesome.
>>I know, right.
Middleburg
a small poor retarted town in NY. it is known for its insest and red knecks/ hicks
insest- the middleburg people like fucking there own family members. And the hicks fuck their cows
Middleburg
Started out as a very small and simple town with a couple homes. Mainly forest and dirt roads. Over time the roads were paved, the trees cut down and houses, complexes, stores etc., were built. There still remains some country roads to ride around on, and some woods to wander around in. Also considered a hicktown.
Lets go to the little ol' town of Middleburg!