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What is Cleatus?
Cleatus, otherwise known as: Cleater the Benny Bender, Litty Clitty Titty, or Cleat Feet. Is a 6’2 fucking unit. Roaming the halls of OHS this metalhead does nothing but listen to his favored metal band and strike fear into the uncultured. Trips on Benadryl and DXM at the same time, hence the name “Benny Bender” teleporting on his morning bus rides. Smoking fire fucking kush and throwing people like me into ethan’s fucking chest.
“Bro! Cleater the Benny Bender threw me into a fucking chest at ethan’s last week”
“You mean Cleatus?”
“Fuck yes dude, he’s a fucking unit!”
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Cleatus - video
Cleatus - what is it?
When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.
-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up
What does "Cleatus" mean?
The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”
Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!
Cleatus - what does it mean?
Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”
Cleatus - meaning
A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard
Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.
Cleatus - definition
A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.
Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.
Cleatus - slang
a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.
sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)
Cleatus
A Private Part On The Human Body.
"Ew, Is That Your Cleatus?" Susie Exclaimed.