What is Private?

The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

Private - meme gif

Private - video

Private - what is it?

No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...

Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."

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What does "Private" mean?

Private is a short and chubby penguin from Madagascar movies and TV series. He is also kinda adorable.

Kowalski: Private, get over here now and make me smile.

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Private - what does it mean?

Most commonly known in the role of “private” in the hit documentary penguins of Madagascar. He participated in many special op high pressure missions during this documentary. Most famously known for fucking masterminding the assassination of JFK. He got away with this planned murder unscaved and has earned the infamous title “Og Private”. Now in his old age he lives a causal life in Wisconsin with a loving wife (Mariah Carey) and 4 bitch ass children.