|
|
What is Microwaved?
I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!
Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?
Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese
Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!
*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*
Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.
Microwaved - meme gif
Microwaved - video
Microwaved - what is it?
(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
What does "Microwaved" mean?
When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"
Originated in Topeka, Kansas:
"I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."
"OH YEAH! In the microwave?"
Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling!
Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling!
Victor: In the microwave?
Microwaved - what does it mean?
A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.
PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia?
DAN:*speaks in weird voice* microwave
PHIL: That's not one!
Microwaved - meaning
A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!
Microwaved - definition
mike hawk: *turns on microwave*
microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Microwaved - slang
(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello
Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave
Microwaved
a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female
friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice
you:nice
Microwaved
Verb.
1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.
2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.
"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."
Microwaved
When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.
I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.