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What is microwave?microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket microwave - meme gifmicrowave - videoMicrowave - what is it?An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave What does "microwave" mean?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days Microwave - what does it mean?An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place. Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night." Microwave - meaningTo heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization. A: So what's new with T and E? Microwave - definitiona device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude! Microwave - slangI put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself! MicrowaveA microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit. my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff! Microwavemike hawk: *turns on microwave* Microwave(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave |
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