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What is the Microwave?
When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.
"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"
the Microwave - video
The Microwave - what is it?
a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic
I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!
What does "the Microwave" mean?
A girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. A tease.
Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
The Microwave - what does it mean?
I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!
Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?
Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese
Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!
*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*
Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.
The Microwave - meaning
(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
The Microwave - definition
When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"
Originated in Topeka, Kansas:
"I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."
"OH YEAH! In the microwave?"
Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling!
Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling!
Victor: In the microwave?
The Microwave - slang
A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.
PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia?
DAN:*speaks in weird voice* microwave
PHIL: That's not one!
The Microwave
A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!
The Microwave
mike hawk: *turns on microwave*
microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
The Microwave
(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello
Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave