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What is Mauri?
The Maury - The act of 50+ men ejaculating into a container such as a bucket, to have a woman stir it using her hands and then precede to masturbate using said hand until conception is achieved. Ten months later all members of the activity are to appear on "The Maury Show" to figure out who is the dad (looser), and who has to pay child support. A.K.A. "Russian Roulette - Family version"
Jim got drunk last night and did The Maury with his sister, wish him luck.
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Mauri - what is it?
A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.
"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury
What does "Mauri" mean?
A Maurie is a sexy know it all but, as you get to know her you will realize she is actually really nice and kind, she’s still really fucking hot though, when you see her she’ll make you smile for way more than one reason.
Damn did you see that girl she is such a Maurie.
Mauri - what does it mean?
The most brain-damaging show on the planet.
Paul: I just watched Maury, and now my brain's starting to melt!
Akoua: Ya I know.
Mauri - meaning
Television show that makes me sad knowing so many kids
have slut moms and unknown daddys :)
You are not the father
- Maury
Mauri - definition
A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.
"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
Mauri - slang
Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
Mauri
Mauri is a very handsome guy. He is Asian and very very attractive. Some call him sexy and cute, others call him a charm.
He is very loyal and will never end the relationship. He also shows lots of respect for women.
Mauri your so cute...
Mauri
An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.
A: Did you see that girl?!
B: Yeah, she's a Mauri.
Mauri
The favorite child of every family.
Mom, who do you love more? Me or Mauri?
Of course I love Mauri more!