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What is Television?
Quite possibly the worst invention ever. Abbreviated to T.V. People sit in front of it, then lights and sound come out of it, penetrating the person's mind and causing them to trancend in to a vegetable state. The television then proceeds to drain them of all energy, will to move, and thought capacity. It is evil and inhuman and shouldn't be a part of any household. If you already have one, don't worry! You can do any of these things to get rid of your television.
a. Sell it online
b. Light it on fire
c. Throw your DVD player through the screen (Killing two birds with one stone here...)
As Carl sat in front of the television, his head became mind numbingly blank.
Television - meme gif
Television - video
Television - what is it?
70's and 80's punk/noise band. They tried really hard to make music that did not copy any other. Most of it sucked, but they did have some very interesting songs. Required listening for old school punks.
Hey poseur, what are you doing wearing a Television tee?
What does "Television" mean?
An invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
-David Frost
Television - what does it mean?
da jury:
1~ to bring(keep) you happy (Distracted from the apocalypse (> A lifting of the veil)) and to give (take (way take/stealing from)) your mind off of (with) things in your life.
Phonetics
1 =) Te le vision > tell lie vision > tell lie to vision or tell a lie through vision >
Etymology, Reading :
Te: Thee God we praise
Le: he, that
Vision: something seen in the imagination or in the supernatural
De Facto Definition:
1 ~ to bring you happiness and to give your mind off of (with) things in your life.
How to get un(into)to a sentence:
da jury wording arting:
IAM going to watch their television fall as all who fallow a fallen god (the Devil, A.K.A "the never of God.")
De Facto, as:
I'm going to watch television, to stay up (being as asleep) today (God's time), with my favorite show; so I can know (belief) how it ends.
Television - meaning
"Television is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)
Television - definition
The triumph of machine over man.
"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
Television - slang
American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.
Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)
Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.
Television
A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.
Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.
Television
A way of hypnotising your room mates
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
Television
A device used for brainwashing
Don't eat everything you see in television