Definder - what does the word mean?

What is television?

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.

Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."

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Television - what is it?

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

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What does "television" mean?

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

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Television - what does it mean?

the broadcasting of a moving picture

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.

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Television - meaning

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

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Television - definition

the only truth you know.

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Television - slang

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

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Television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

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Television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

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Television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

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