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What is television?1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution. Please repeat after me: television - meme giftelevision - videoTelevision - what is it?The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight What does "television" mean?My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored. My tv doesn't have on/off switch. Television - what does it mean?the broadcasting of a moving picture "The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman. Television - meaningThe cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye. Long live the new flesh! Television - definitionTelevision - slangThe downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box. TelevisionThe electronic form of the plague. I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television. TelevisionThe early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses. Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening. TelevisionMankind's greatest and worst achievement. I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride. |
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