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What is Matt Lauer?
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
Matt Lauer - video
Matt Lauer - what is it?
Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
What does "Matt Lauer" mean?
To be forcefully penetrated in your anus
I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.
Matt Lauer - what does it mean?
The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
Matt Lauer - meaning
Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.
That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.
Matt Lauer - definition
An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
Matt Lauer - slang
An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure
Matt Lauer
A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.
Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!
Matt Lauer
Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.
The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
Matt Lauer
To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.