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What is Lauer?
Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.
The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
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Lauer - what is it?
To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
What does "Lauer" mean?
The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
Lauer - what does it mean?
1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.
It's only a matter of time before she's done.
Lauer - meaning
Being asked stupid, non topic questions in front of large groups to get a response.
Wow you just got lauered with a fucktarded question.
Lauer - definition
When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.
You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.
Lauer - slang
A very short and stubby screw driver.
I tried to use the lauer to screw the cover back onto the system console because it was up against the wall.
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A scurrilous person, prone to wearing only plaid clothing.
As his home town team lost in the final moments of the play-off game, the lauer snarled out such obscenities as to cause the entire crowd to turn red with embarrassment.
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A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.
Damn that Lauer really got me going.
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An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.
The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.