What is Mars Bar?

The area between the anus and the scrotum. Good for sniffing and licking.

I'd like to sniff your "mars bar"!

Mars Bar - video

hey mars bar come here

A little munchkin with a facial expressions of a demon; Little scene kid.

"Did you see the little fuckin mars bars in the movie?!"
"That mars bars scared me poopless"
"Don't let your children grow up to be a Mars Bars"

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious.
Trust me, it confuses people.

Oh, Mars Bars !
She freaking stood on my foot wearing high heels !

TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.