Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Trust me?

Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.

You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”

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Trust me - video


Trust me - what is it?

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

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What does "Trust me" mean?

The most reliable source of them all

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me

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Trust me - what does it mean?

Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.

Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...

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Trust me - meaning

The most "legit" source out there

A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"

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Trust me - definition

Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.

"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"

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Trust me - slang

Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things

Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me

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Trust me

What you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment

JP: "Yeah, the ground looks good, you won't get bogged. Trust me."

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Trust me

They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??

Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..

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Trust me

Don't trust me.

Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."

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