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What is Ned?An annoying human being. Into drugs, drink. All countries have neds. They don't talk properly. Don't go near him . He's a ned Ned - meme gifNed - videoNed - what is it?I have no words... Ned is someone that you are just drawn to. Some who makes you smile. Someone who makes you laugh. If the time is right you will find yourself doing way more than catching feelings, you'll find yourself falling in love. He is so loyal, kind and worthy.if you ever find yourself a Ned hold them close to your heart and never let go because if you do... He will move on. Ned was born to be social with his sexy, cheeky, mischevious grin and upturned hair. Love Ned with all your heart for their is no one person that you will ever love more. I love you Ned. I love you Ned What does "Ned" mean?There are not enough words in the world to describe this boy. His smile is worth more than my own happiness, his love is worth life itself and he himself is worth everything. I always thought that love was easy, but with him it's hard but you will still choose to love him because how could you honestly not? When you meet him you will spend every wish wanting him, every dreaming hoping for him and every moment, thinking of him. He is so much more perfect than he will ever know. But I'm pretty sure that he know a that he is good looking. When you find yourself a Ned, hold on with all you've got because you'll never want to let go. Thank Ned I love yiu Ned - what does it mean?OK Lets clear this up PLEASE! OK most of you have it right except the origin of the word, A NED (in it's modern usage) is a term used to describe The Scots version of the CHAV or Townie, Expensively dressed Tramps in other words with absolutely No Manners, no etiquette (Look it up in a 'Dik shun nerry', Neds) no social grace, a disgrace to their families and communities, Foul Mouthed Godless creatures who contribute Nothing to society except derision and more bastard children like themselves, in other words a sad reflection on the breakdown of Family Life and behavior. Ned = A young Hooligan with no clue about the consequences of their actions has been used for many years to describe any type of miscreant Ned - meaningA small boy, paticuarly a deep voice, often appearing with lots of acne. "Haha you sound like ned" Ned - definitionA type of thug in Scotland, their low level IQ doesn't allow them to understand much, not even activities that they claim to be experts on such as: fighting, drinking, drug-taking and cars (not that they can afford a car). The mass majority of these idiots are unemployed. So here's what clothes they wear: tracksuits. socks that are worn over the sleeves of the track bottoms, "gold" chains, one or two rings, white trainers and Rangers or Cetic football tops. They are normally in a group or should I say a "team" and they may have a ridiculous name for this team and they talk bollocks to other teams about how uneducated they all are, then start slicing and stabbing eachother with kitchen knives. Neds can make an aftershave or a deodorant smell like feces, mainly because they bath in these fragrances (not to imply these brainless tinks actually wash themselves) and put way too much on, their breathe stinks and clearly neds don't brush their teeth. Neds act aggressive, because old ladies that have been victims of attacks from neds had convinced these neds that they are somewhat badass, which of course they aren't, they're all talk ... if you can even call what comes out their smelly mouths, 'talk'. As for alcohol consumption, mostly Buckfast tonic wine or VERY cheap beer and cider. Drugs: hash and maybe sniff glue they nicked from a primary school. Figure: skinny and rodent-like. IQ: 0-30 points. Neds are just a waste of space, air and money. Ned: Hol you, wit ye dain growling at meh, tryin eh start sommit? Ned - slangHang about in parks and housing estates modelling their finest track-suits, Berghaus jackets and Burberry cap aimed at the moon. A bottle of Buckfast in one hand and the other usually down the "trackies" of a female companion, The female ned dresses in the same atire but has a "tango" coloured face, white arms and an arse as wide as a taxi with a thong cutting through a sweaty layer of flab. Jeeves: I didn't get into that establishment. By jove one is miffed! NedNed, otherwise known as Nedderz is the biggest fucking beast you will ever meet. He has a six pack and gets so much pussy he is practically a tampon. If you mess with Nedderz he will fuck you up any day of the week so be warned, Nedderz is not one to fuck with. Ned Botherway has a twelve inch penis NedA *Ned* is just a White lil Creature which is Ned,Ned dont like *Bleach* my friends but if you give some noice *Chlorine*,you bet that Ned will appreciate that. Tyler and Josh brings bleach to Ned NedProbably The local serial killer who also kills the neighbors cat Whereβs Ned |
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