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What is Lumberjacking?
Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!
After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.
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Lumberjacking - what is it?
When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.
'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'
What does "Lumberjacking" mean?
When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.
"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"
"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
Lumberjacking - what does it mean?
The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.
Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.
Lumberjacking - meaning
Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!
Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"
Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"
Danny: "Fuckin' A!"
"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"
Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
Lumberjacking - definition
The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you
This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!
Lumberjacking - slang
Another term for "cock blocking" except the offending person, or item is actually "killing your wood" because it is distracting you and/or so repulsive you could not possibly be aroused while you are thinking about it.
Dude, I love this truck but the purple color is totally lumberjacking my game.
Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.
We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me
Lumberjacking
This is when a man masturbates over someone's sleeping face, and, after ejaculating on his/her face, he would proceed to trim his pubic hair over his/her face, now sticky with drying semen. Therefore, the falling pubic hair, freshly trimmed from the man's genitalia, would stick to the person's face, hence giving the person a "beard", of sorts, similar to a lumberjack's.
Person 1: Man I tried lumberjacking my girlfriend, and she filed a restraining order against me.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.
Lumberjacking
It is to have sex while wearing a fake beard or real beard and only flannel. Using Maple Syrup and Bacon in the sex is optional though full recommended to get the full effect.
I only like it having sex with Johnny when we are Lumberjacking.
Lumberjacking
Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw.
Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...