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What is Groot?
A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.
I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.
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Groot - what is it?
Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.
I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.
What does "Groot" mean?
i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.
"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."
Groot - what does it mean?
The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
Groot - meaning
The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
Groot - definition
Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
Groot - slang
1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.
2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot
2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
Groot
Groot: I am Groot.
Groot
To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
Groot
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
i am groot