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What is groot?
1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.
2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot
2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
groot - meme gif
groot - video
Groot - what is it?
The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
What does "groot" mean?
The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
Groot - what does it mean?
Groot: I am Groot.
Groot - meaning
To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
Groot - definition
Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
Groot - slang
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
i am groot
Groot
having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina
lets groot
he's a grooter
Groot
to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle
"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"
Groot
i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.
"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."