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What is christmas trees?
Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
christmas trees - video
Christmas trees - what is it?
1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.
2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.
Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."
"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"
-Lady GaGa
What does "christmas trees" mean?
Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
Christmas trees - what does it mean?
A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
Christmas trees - meaning
The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.
Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.
Christmas trees - definition
a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.
I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.
Christmas trees - slang
Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.
After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!
Christmas trees
Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba
"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"
Christmas trees
An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
Christmas trees
What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.
Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.