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What is easter?
the day that Jesus came back to life as a chicken, according to Nidhi.
Abby: what's Easter for?
Nidhi: I think it's the day Jesus came back as a chicken...
easter - meme gif
easter - video
Easter - what is it?
Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot
Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot
What does "easter" mean?
To force someone into a sexual act through manipulation or incapacitation.
From a story told by US Army soldiers after Desert Storm about a soldier who used ether to knock out his tent-mate and force anal sex. The name of the story was "The Ether Buddy," and a common mispronunciation was "The Easter Bunny."
He easterd you into doing WHAT??
Easter - what does it mean?
HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(
Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!
It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).
It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!
Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!
Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)
Here's the TRUTH:
Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...
Easter - meaning
The day the Easter Bunny comes, to get shot at by everybody, in an attempt to bring lots of candy to young boys and girls.
Today's Easter Sunday, Let's Party!!
Easter - definition
The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.
Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.
Easter - slang
n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.
Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.
Easter
jermaine easter, wycombe wanderers
Easter
"Hey? Where'd the Body Go?" Day.
Not to be confused with Dead Guy on a Stick Day (aka Good Friday).
Easter
A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.
easter is so evil wth