Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Christmas tree?

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa

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Christmas tree - video


Christmas tree - what is it?

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

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What does "Christmas tree" mean?

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.

Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.

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Christmas tree - what does it mean?

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

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Christmas tree - meaning

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

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Christmas tree - definition

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

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Christmas tree - slang

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"

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Christmas tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).

We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.

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Christmas tree

When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.

The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.

The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.

Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.

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Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

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