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What is restraining order?Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex? restraining order - videoRestraining order - what is it?Three dudes nailing one chick. One anal, one oral & one in the vag. When a drunk girl approaches a table a dudes, flirts and goes home with all of them...at the same time. She'said looking to get a Kentucky restraining order What does "restraining order" mean?n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight. Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice... Restraining order - what does it mean?Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles. If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order Restraining order - meaningA beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property. Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now. Restraining order - definitionA baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him! Restraining order - slangWhat posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys. "I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing." Restraining orderThe purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. This is a 2 part process. The primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. The secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order....usually because the order is total bullshit and used by a STBX to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce. "My bitch wife got a restraining order and now Im living in a van down by the river". Restraining orderjust another way of saying I love you Please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like "cease and desist" and "restraining order" that there's really no need. Restraining orderThe ultimate certificate of devotion. Phoebe: Where are the seats? |
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